The Dawn of SuperTub
Lots of people will tell you, if one were so inclined to ask, that all bathtubs are the same. That society had reached the zenith of bathing long ago and that nothing will ever change about the sport of tubbing.
Posted by: joseph bullard @ 2002.07.28.1032
As of 7/27/02 lots of people would be idiots. On that day the maiden voyage of an ortcloudious (patent pending) bathing experience launched humanity out of the dark ages and into the realm of what is now refered to as extreme tubbing.
Extreme tubbing, or super bathing, is bathing in excess of 100 gallons under inconceivable water pressures with tub geometries that would have been considered mathematically impossible by even the most extreme 20th century bath tub designers.
On 7/27/02 months of research and countless billions in engineering culminated in what will be the archetype for all bathing ever after. A bath tub so radical that its creation nearly obliterated the universe.
That bath tub: Super Tub. Created by El Toro Industries in what is perhaps the greatest humanitarian gesture in all of the grand expanse of time. Truly an act of atonement for all the sins of humanity.
fuse @ 2003.06.01 2143
||super tub is a swamp currently, the foundations were sub par, but with adjustments and more pumps it should be as glorious as previously envisioned.
Fuse @ 2004.09.16 1108
||Yeah, Bull is working on that shower as we speak . . .
If it has any success, I'm sure it will bear an article or two.
Ned @ 2006.01.19 1039
Elaine @ 2019.12.21 1202